chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009

grand chili dog

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

kuntucky chili spill

is the excessive (and immediate) fecal over-spill that occurs after the penal disconnection of sodomy.

Fuck Boy 1: bro, you smell like shit!

Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!

Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*

by JayWright33 October 2, 2017

chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit

Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers

by Buntin June 6, 2020

texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016