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Chetnik

A chetnik or shitnik is the Serbian version of a queer cowboy. Those are armed and dangerous individuals who are not only NOT feared by, but worshipped as demigods by the backward state of Serbia.
You can recognize a shitnik or chetnik by their unshaved neckbeards, poor hygiene, guns and the stench that can be felt through 12 feet of concrete.

They are a testament to what happens when you sell guns to semi-retarded internet boys who think that living in their mom's backyard and lighting sh*t on fire helps their country.
- Hey I saw Bojan yesterday, he hadn't shaved in weeks, smelled like crapshit and had a gun on him.

- Yeah, he is a full-fledged chetnik now. I wonder what will happen to him in 5-10 years since he dropped out of university.

- He'll probably become a janitor at a gas station and blame the Americans/Europeans for his pathetic failures.

- LOL typical shitnik.
by Yugociganija November 4, 2012
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cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.
Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.
by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008
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Cheating

when a man sneaks out of his OWN house, to go and find some happiness away from you, behind your back so that YOU don’t feel bad,

Cheating is for you girls.

(- Patrice O’Neal)
He was cheating for you!
by jsadecki June 7, 2018
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Less chatties, more phatties.

a phrase used to inform someone they have been holding the bowl to long while chatting.... as if it was a microphone.
"Hey, quit talking and pass the bowl man... Less chatties, more phatties."
by shanerlady February 10, 2010
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Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.
Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating
by Gurbachen March 11, 2010
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Chesticles

Damn, your girly has some serious chesticles....
by sucio20%sanchez October 2, 2007
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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

shortened or expanded phonetic way of writing. Yah we use our brains more then we actually think when we type "our way".
any thing with the "oi" sound ex: boy becomes boi
"ph" words become f ex: phonetic - fonetic
words that en in en become 'n
any word that sounds like a letter uses that letter
ur- your/you are
yah yeah- yes
nah- no/know
maybeeh- maybe
meeh- me
no- know
r- are
dis- this/disrespect
dat- that
dae- they/day
mah- my
sekci sexE- sexy
sry- sorry
wlx- welcome
tnx- thank you
wha- what
pnoy- pinoy
pnay- pinay
pny- pinay
boi- boy
mztisa- mistissa
flip- filipino
chink- chinese
spic/k- spanish/latino
fone- phone
hea- here
ida no- i don't know
oic- oh i see
bby- baby
ma- mom/my
by xvpnysn0bvx December 28, 2004
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