Hit a Chelsea fan day

On the 21st of May every year, you can hit a Chelsea Football Club fan and they cannot do anything about it.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.

Person A - It's May 21st! Time for Hit a Chelsea Fan Day!
Chelsea fan, waking up - fuck

by Arsenal's Own January 3, 2023

Chelsea special

A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.

Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!

by E-Werb & Cdizzle December 12, 2008

chelsea

chelsea means a girl who is obsessed with makeup. A funny girl who will also wave at you with two hands. Go get yourself a Chelsea!

George: bruh! look at this girl.

Robin: (whistles*) ooo makeup girl
George: she a fitty I'm saying
Robin: she 100% a chelsea!

by cieucldv reece October 13, 2018

Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.

Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!

by missmk420 October 20, 2008

chelsea clinton

daughter of bill and hilary clinton - a once really akward girl with frizzy hair. But now she is really pretty...haha

Bob: "hey did you see that akward girl at clinton's inauguration"
Sally: you mean chelsea clinton ew? but now she is really pretty!"
Bob: "mmm...i wonder if she is interested..."

by A.P. for P. 2020 January 25, 2009

chelsea boot syndrome

A condition suffered by male individuals who buy a briefly trending item of clothing & decide that they are now fashion icons or highly fashionable.

Brandon has crazy Chelsea boot syndrome ever since he got those kicks he’s been calling anyone who doesn’t have ‘em lame.

by Urbandirtyface June 8, 2018

Chelsea

A football team from England who currently play in the Premier League. Chelsea has won the league 3 times in 2004-05, 2014-15 and 2016-17. Chelsea is also known for having a lot of plastic fans which are called rentboys. Chelsea's main rivals are Spurs and Barcelona. They play their matches at Stamford Bridge.

We're coming for you, we're coming for you, Chelsea rentboys we're coming for you.

by stigmclaren February 25, 2018