cave-ass

a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again

the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it

A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.

Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!

by carakoker July 23, 2009

Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011

slime cave

a womans vagina; the receptor of the cock

I'll put my dick in your mom's slime cave, son.

by MikeD25 December 1, 2005

Fart Cave

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

"Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."

by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008

caveman snow

a dank ass weed with light blue coloration
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around

dylan: yo homie dat shiz the dank
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow

by icecoldmatt December 8, 2007

cave twins

Ugly twins or sisters, usually look like they came from a cave.

Don't set us up on another date with the cave twins again.

by cratch April 17, 2008

cave yodeler

Lesbian. One who enjoys giving cunnilingus. Not just someone who does it because they have to, but one who loves it so much they howl with delight!

Wow, those chicks are so hot.

Don't get your hopes up- they're a couple of cave yodelers.

by Kanginuff February 13, 2010