When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025
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Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson! He always lies to make himself look cooler.
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Get the Carson mug.If you are friends with a Carson or dating one always remember to never to break their heart because their will never break yours. Carson is also one of a kind guy he is really funny, sweet, kind, nice,and makes you laugh all of the time. Lets just say Carson is the best boy you will ever meant.
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by Funnygoat10001 November 23, 2021
Get the Carson mug.Carson is a walking, talking cautionary tale usually found in a cloud of exhaust and burning motor oil, clutching the steering wheel of a 1998 Chevy Silverado that’s 60% rust, 30% Bondo, and 10% active fire hazard.
Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”
Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.
Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”
Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”
Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.
Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”
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