captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

capital cruising

Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression

Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells

Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board

Must be a virgin

Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot

by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021

Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Normal guy: "Dude, your company just took a crap but you just bought that mansion! How'd you do it?"

Douchebag CEO: "Capitalism."

by DeskFlyer August 21, 2009

Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

Washington Capital Syndrome

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010