A sex act performed often by members of Canada's high society in which maple syrup is poured generously onto the crotch of the willing female, who then mounts the face of a moose by holding onto its antlers. The Moose encouraged by the presence of the sweet syrup performs cunnilingus on the woman while the Stanley Cup is positioned below to collect the drippings. Once a sufficient volume is collected the willing male participant dips his erect phallus into the cup prior to insertion into the Moose's anus (preferably before the Moose has slurped up all the syrup). Depending upon the size of the phallus inserted into the Moose, one of two results will occur:
(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.
(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.
(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.
(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.
Oh, snap! Did you see Steven Colbert and Sarah Palin do Canada's History to Bullwinkle while Rocky watched?
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by Oscar MacGorden June 11, 2012
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They are currently releasing work through Warp Records.
They are currently releasing work through Warp Records.
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Get the O Canada mug.I visited Canada and did a few Canada Bombs. I didn't get drunk but damn was it like drinking pancakes.
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Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again
Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again
James: "Man, Jessica will just agree with anything you say, she needs a backbone."
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."
Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."
Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"
by Jimbi11 January 14, 2014
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Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
(person 1) "wow that dude looks gay!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
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