"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

Calvin

Calvin loves roblox

Marisa- Calvin do u Ike roblox

Calvin - yes I love roblox

by Roblox is life November 27, 2017

calminous

calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006

calking

To go go McDonalds; Or any other food establishment, without consulting your friends.

Nico went Calking today and josh was very upset.

by BlackShuck69 January 17, 2018

calvin klein chicken

scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs

Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.

by Hopkins21 November 20, 2019

Calcing

When a teacher at school bends over in front of you showing their ass in full show, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

“Oh i love it when miss calc’s in my face, so round!, ahh i love Calcing!”

by Jojobeds January 24, 2022

Dirty Calvin Pirate

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”

“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”

by David Beatty May 21, 2019