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Crispy/Crisp'n

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.

When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.

Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.
by KnightMare. July 25, 2018
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Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.
by Durant35 November 1, 2012
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crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…
Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.
by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023
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Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.
It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.
by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019
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Crispy on the Inside

When a white cracker boy understands the nigglet slang.
Yo that craka be talking like a nigga.
Yea bro hes "Crispy on the inside"
by TheAssEater2000 May 17, 2016
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Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.
When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.
by Bteets June 13, 2022
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Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021
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