power couple

me and kai. end of the discussion, now fuck off peasant.

random shitty couple: are we a power couple?

me: fuck no bitches

by loathe March 11, 2022

Jersey couple

Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.

We've got a Jersey couple of songs left for you guys!

by instrumentalist July 18, 2010

Fake gay couple week

(Fake gay couple week) means where a boy gets with a boy and a girl gets with a girl for a week.

Oh yh just for fun

Tyler:would you like to be my fake bae?
Ben:why that's just gay

Tyler:ITS FAKE GAY COUPLE WEEK EVERYONE

by Jenniecorcor December 14, 2019

Fake gay couple week

(Fake gay couple week )means when a boy gets with a boy for a week and a girl gets with a girl for a week !

Just for fun!!!

Tim:hi would u like to be my fake bae for the week

Ben:why that's just gay

Tim:its FAKE GAY COUPLE WEEK EVERYONE is doing it

Ben:oh then yh why not

by Jenniecorcor December 15, 2019

Handsome couple

One or both of y'all is ugly as hell

Billy and his new girl make a handsome couple

by La850 July 12, 2017

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009