cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger April 30, 2014

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

by captainhook105 November 17, 2017

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

Cougar Squad

A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.

I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.

by Losman94 October 20, 2010

Silver cougar

A much older lady who seems the company of younger men. Silver Cougars are octogenarian Cougars.

Betty is a real silver cougar. You should hear her walker click when she's on the prowl.

by Jsucks May 4, 2016