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Columbine 

A schoo where two hate-filled young men went on a killing rampage using tec-9 handguns. Though many things were falsely blamed (such as violent movies, music, and bullying by jocks, the only real cause was the hate of the boys themselves.
marilyn manson didnt have shit to do with Columbine
Columbine by John Fields February 17, 2006

bowling for columbine 

"The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!
Proof that right-wing America just can't handle the truth. Michael Moore is too damn honest

Columbian Spelunker

While 69ing, the male partner forces his female companion to snort a line off of his dick before fornication, including but not limited to the sexual form of spelunking.
Hey Monica, is it true you and Erik did the "Columbian Spelunker"?????

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) 

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

Columbian rain 

when a guy cumms in a girls face and she cannot handle it
wow that Columbian rain was a lot for her to handle
Columbian rain by ajk3456 January 14, 2017

Columbian wristwatch 

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.
Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.