cold gomez

When you defocate into saran wrap, form into a dildo, freeze, use on your partner or yourself, or both, and enjoy.
Pull that cold gomez from the freezer and send it back where it came from!
by jibbage August 23, 2007
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cold boner

a boner which is freezing cold. Usually only occurs in those who have Cold Boner Syndrome (CBS). People who have a cold boner should typically fornicate with women who have icebox vaginas to avoid the tongue on the flagpole effect.
Guy 1: "my boner is freezing cold right now"

Guy 2: "I didn't know you had CBS!"

Guy 1: "Yeah, thats why my girlfriend looks like shit. I have to settle for those icebox vaginas, its a tough life."

Guy 2: "It's the cold boner life. Livin it, Lovin it, doing it."
by Phil Halberson February 16, 2011
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Stupid cold

A degree of coldness to which, when confronted with such conditions, makes you stupid.
It is stupid cold out this morning. I didn't even bother wiping the snot dripping from my nose because I didn't want to take my hands out of my coat/pockets. (I looked stupid/retarded)
by Chris A. P. February 01, 2007
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Cold Dorms

Also known as the CD's, this is the arena where fraternity street cred is born. Young gentlemen pork, blast, punish, drill, much, beak, and rail their way to stardom in this facility. It is an aggregation of blankets and bunks and it smells like used condoms and beer farts.
We slammed Kamchatka all night with the pi betas and we didn't even make it to Kilpiss because they were horny and just wanted to go straight to the cold dorms and take names.
by Phil T May 22, 2006
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fricking cold

Cold that makes you sad and not want to do anything. It gets inside your bones and makes you just want hugs. You don't get this cold in a good mood.
Emily: I'm just so fricking cold.
Jason: *Hugs*
by boxesoflight March 01, 2011
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Cold kiss

The act of a male or female taking a cube of ice between their lips and rubbing it on another females vagina.
by Boocoo December 16, 2016
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king cold

a gigantic 55 by 55 ft ice cube which can never melt and will be used to end global warming. Why? science.
Oh crap I forgot to do my project about global warming, guess I'll just pull the old King Cold.
by DaBlockmasta February 26, 2011
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