by loito69 July 12, 2009

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

A drink for a slave (BDSM)
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020

When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 24, 2016

Mixing 3 or more drugs together. Must be at least 3+, but ideally 5 or more. Comes from the fact Diddy was known for mixing multiple drugs like pink cocaine, tuci, ketamine, mushrooms, weed, alcohol, ecstasy, & viagra.
Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.
Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.
Damn my boy put 5 different strains in a dab: Afghan OG (body high), King Louie, Reba Jam (sativa), some unkonwn Haze (mental high) and Vortex. That was a Diddy Cocktail!
by GO DJ HaKa April 24, 2024
