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An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks
me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!
by loito69 July 12, 2009
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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slave cocktail

A drink for a slave (BDSM)

Ingredients

Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve

You can also add extra for taste

Spit
Spunk
"Did you see how fast the slave drunk that slave cocktail"
by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020
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Mazeltov cocktail

“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022
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Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021
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Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 24, 2016
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Diddy Cocktail

Mixing 3 or more drugs together. Must be at least 3+, but ideally 5 or more. Comes from the fact Diddy was known for mixing multiple drugs like pink cocaine, tuci, ketamine, mushrooms, weed, alcohol, ecstasy, & viagra.

Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.
Damn my boy put 5 different strains in a dab: Afghan OG (body high), King Louie, Reba Jam (sativa), some unkonwn Haze (mental high) and Vortex. That was a Diddy Cocktail!
by GO DJ HaKa April 24, 2024
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