Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2020

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Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016

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Junkie Change

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).

1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.

by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018

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Chunk'a Change

Synonym for the female vagina. Also known as hoo-ha.

At least you got to see her chunk'a change!

by Richard Rope March 27, 2019

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Sorting Change

The act of jostling your partner's ball-sack side to side with a one handed cupping motion.

Yeah, she was really good at sorting change, if ya' know what I mean.

Her: Yeah Dad, just helping my boyfriend sort his change.
Dad: So that's what they're calling it these days.

by zumsbuddy September 10, 2009

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