Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

cowboy carl

your wife's friend that fucks her when your at work

I found Carl's hat on my bed post hes so weird
Dude hes fucking your wife
No i trust her that's just cowboy Carl

by hello fr August 16, 2019

Hot-Carl

When someone (or something) named Carl has a high temperate, or is giving off a large amount of heat.

*feels forehead*
Hrm, seems like you're a Hot-Carl. You should take the day off school.

by Carlhot January 23, 2009

Hot-Carl

A hot carl is when you shit in your partners mouth.

If you miss their mouth and hit their face it is but a warm carl.

I shit in her mouth.

by morety March 2, 2005

Hot-Carl

A Hot-Carl in understandable terms is when you remove your phallus from your partner's warm rectal orifice and insert it into their mouth, thus giving them the distinct aftertaste of hot wet ass. This is also referred to as Ass to Mouth, Arse to Mouth, A2M, ATM. It is commonly misconcieved that a Hot-Carl involved some sort of rectal expulsion on or near a partners face, this, however, is incorrect.

Pleasuring myself in my girlfriend's warm asshole was very tiring after an hour, so I opted to free the weasel and give her a Hot-Carl instead.

by Patrick F. August 23, 2006

hot carl

a hot carl definitely entails shitting in a tube sock, then foxtailing that shit straight to someone's face, upon which you scream 'hot carl!'...sound effects are a plus

Jeremy was being a huge tool, so I decided to lay down the law and hot carl his ass. I put that fag in his place.

by Governor December 13, 2006

Hot-Carl

This is a simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.

Ted:I could never do anal sex with tammy my pen15 would be all covered with shit.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005