senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017

cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".

So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"

by Self1sh August 28, 2017

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Cactus Ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

Cactus

The best of the best. Five tiers above danky. Eight tiers above fire.

This food is cactus.
Damn bro look at that ass... so cactus.

by Preacher2166 July 31, 2018

Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018