Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.

Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

by MuffyDev August 7, 2010

business boner

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage

I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

the business

To kick someones ass

"Give ya'll niggas the business for fuckin' wit me!"

From DMX (The Rap Artist)

by Jonny Blaze February 19, 2004

Busin

The perfect curl on the end of a turd.

Wow! Look at the busin on that one!

by samuellr999 October 23, 2016

Business Image Management

A class common to most high schools, which, when signed up for sounds like it would be hella fun, but turns out to be hard as shit. In these classes you learn almost nothing practical, and spend most of your time looking up definitions on urbandictionary, or writing them. These classes suck, you don't learn anything, and you most likely will fail. The programs are boring and uncreative, such as making a fucking mountain *yawn*.

"Man, I just got out of my Business Image Management class, it was so fucking boring."

"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"

by A bored student March 9, 2009

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD)

A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.

Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Buitre Asesino

Old man from Tijuana who knows NOTHING about Boxing, His only hobby is spending time on the photo shop creating monitos that only he thinks are funny.

Buitre Asesino has only been watching boxing since Erik Morales came out, therefore his boxing knowledge is very-low.

by Floyd Mayweather Sr January 17, 2008