Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022

Burrito fuck

When and your partner wrap yourselves in a blanket/towel and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

Can we go to the beach and burrito fuck?

I always cum so hard when we burrito fuck!

by Strawberry wheels August 9, 2020

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Chicken burrito

A burrito, but with wings.

don't feed the chicken burritos!

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021