the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.

His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Bollocks

An indication of bravery amoungs men!

That bastards got real bollocks!!

by Jonnie January 19, 2005

strawberry bollock

a large red bollock

mine large and red hung and hairy ie a strawberry bollock

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

bollock trotter

word I made up 4 someone who has a relationship with sum 1s balls with their feet

"Jeffry that was a great bollock trotting u gave me

by Michael K May 13, 2003

bullocious

(adjective)rooted from bullsh**, meaning ridiculous, bogus, outrageous. Usually applied to an unfair situation

He was being bullocious when he stole my barry manilow poster that I saved up for.

by CAIOMIN November 6, 2003