crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

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Butterface Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with butter lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Butterface Burger, it comes with butter lettuce."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

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Dirt Burger

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

by womoii February 1, 2010

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pool burger

a lump of feces floating in a swimming pool

Don't eat that burrito before you swim. You might end up dropping a pool burger.

by shonkey December 24, 2008

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Burger Addict

A person to have a unnatural craving for burgers. People who commonly have this are american, german or polish. Or have the following names Eric, Dennis, Louis, Steven and Jeremy

Eric sure likes burgers, some may call him a burger addict

by Swag4Swag November 20, 2011

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