broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

by a broccolee December 15, 2010

Brocetious

A joking or sarcastic tone between bros.

Bro A) Bro, I'm sooooo pumped for the math exam.
Bro B) I know Bro, I'm gonna make it my bitch!

Non-Bro) You suck at math, stop being so brocetious

by winggirl2.0 March 9, 2011

brocoon

a cocoon of bro's as if a bromance existed between many people. Each member has a name consisting a bro term. like broski or brochacho.

I'm in a brocoon with Broseidon and Brochu.

by ariatarii April 5, 2011

Brokeon

Broke from excessive Groupon purchasing. The condition of consistently buying groupons and justifying the purchases as "deals".

Sue: You've been eating out a lot lately.

Anne: I can't stop buying these groupons!
Sue: Soon you'll be brokeon!

by Sumlise June 29, 2011

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Brocovery

When a relationship with a girl takes a wrong turn and you and your boys recover by smoking weed, playing video games, and drinking brews.

You- "Dude I need some brocovery, my girl just dumped me and I'm sad as shit."
Bros- "Bro come on over we'll brocover the shit out of you."

by PoonDaddy22 April 14, 2014