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boxing

A sport that is stupid. It is stupid because it involves two barely dressed men trying to punch eachother, and then right in the middle of the "fight", they hug. All the two fighters can do is punch and dodge. No kicks, no grappling, only punching. So, it takes a really long time to knock someone out in boxing.
Boxing is... dumb.
by Satus April 30, 2004
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Boating

GAMING TERM

1. The act of bring more force than what is needed to defeat the enemy, making a fair fight not so fair anymore.

2. A group of gamers in the act of killing any enemy whether he be alone, have friends or be level 10 or level 50.

This does not mean, 1v1, 3v3, 6v6, or any form of even/fair fight.

Boating would be a 1v1 only to have your enemy call for help from 2 others making it 1v3.

or minding your own business and 6 guys come out and destroy you.

It is believed to be derived from the word "Boatload".

As in, "I WILL BRING A BOATLOAD!"

The term Boating seems to originate on the Ariel server of Aion Online.

Similar to Zerging but unlike Zerging the force does not have to be a lot of low level / weak characters but any level, strong or weak.

Though boating is not against any rules(At least not in Aion) it is frowned up by many. It's fine to get a little mad when it happens to you but just remember, you would do it too.
Asmodian: I AM ABOUT TO KILL THIS ELYOS!!!

Elyos: HELP

(Elyos's friends rush in to help him.)

Asmodian: SHIT! I just got boated bad! I'm pretty sure they brought a cruise ship in!

Asmodian #2: Yeah, Elyos were boating me all day in Heiron!
by Chaotic Cow July 8, 2010
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boating

Just saying it as it is, instead of forcively saying "hi" to people at the office, you simply say "Boating!" as you walk past them, which shows you acknowledge them as you walk past, yet you're too busy to stop & chat. It is also fun to say over the intercom.
"Boating!" -you
"Boating!" -coworker
by Brett Seeley June 27, 2004
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Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule
Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy
by Joe Clabough October 18, 2008
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bro-boating

paddling (kayaking) with nothing but skin under a pfd.
man, look at those steezy kids bro-boating in the wave.
by wliurtjhwo498rw July 11, 2010
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Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
by MMP38 October 21, 2011
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Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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