Satus's definitions

God

Sort of self-explanatory. He's God, He created the universe, not the Big Bang, because two asteroids cannot just make everything. Something had to be here first to create everthing, and that something is God.

Athiests are sissies who think they are smart. :P

by Satus April 30, 2004

boxing

A sport that is stupid. It is stupid because it involves two barely dressed men trying to punch eachother, and then right in the middle of the "fight", they hug. All the two fighters can do is punch and dodge. No kicks, no grappling, only punching. So, it takes a really long time to knock someone out in boxing.

Boxing is... dumb.

by Satus April 30, 2004