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bong virus

A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.
*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"

"A bong virus? What's that"

"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014
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bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting
I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.
by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014
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Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
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bong roach

A individual who often scabs bongs without paying or supplying anything will also be highly offended if declined a bong
My friend max came over and smoked all my cones because he is a bong roach.

Indy got very angry when we said she couldn’t have a cone because she is a bong roach
by Thebonglord420 May 2, 2019
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Bong biscuit

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph
by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020
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Bong Sewage

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.
Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.
by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020
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energy bong

A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.
Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*
by tastytyr July 1, 2020
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