Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame

I was bored so I did a Kansas blowtorch

by 3mkk January 20, 2026

Frosty the Blowman

A blowjob performed with a mouth full of crushed ice

"Colton gave me a Frosty the Blowman last night, I have no idea why he thought I'd like it"

by NeiNerd December 18, 2017

Frosty The Blowman

When you cram a snowball in your mouth and immediately perform fellatio.

Her mouth was so cold on my dick it felt like I was getting a Frosty The Blowman

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016