When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.
Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”
“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”
"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."
"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."
“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”
"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."
"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."
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I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.
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Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
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peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"
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Get the TGIF blocked mug.when you're watching or reading something sexually stimulating on your computer and then a pop up suddenly appears and blocks your vision on the screen.
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Guy 2: lol you got pop blocked so hard.
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