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Bloched

When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.
Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”

“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”

"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."

"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."
by Lapa5 June 29, 2025
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clockhead

>be me
>trans woman
>called a clockhead
>sad
dude this subreddit's full of clockheads
by n0p3rs September 16, 2025
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Doc blocked

To request a document from a website only to have it respond with "access denied".
I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.
by habitmelon December 28, 2010
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Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
by BerryWugs March 8, 2011
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comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.
peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"
by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011
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TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.
My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.
by Bapumule September 23, 2011
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pop blocked

when you're watching or reading something sexually stimulating on your computer and then a pop up suddenly appears and blocks your vision on the screen.
Guy 1: man i was fapping to this video and just when i was near my limit a pop up suddenly appeared!

ending up blowing to some "free iphones"

Guy 2: lol you got pop blocked so hard.
by AxelD September 24, 2011
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