by Delta54 June 22, 2019
Get the anus blastermug. (n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016
Get the Schwong Blastermug. by mzstress June 13, 2018
Get the blasteredmug. Spanish Word for Cheese but theres also a deeper meaning to it. 2nd meaning is Pretty much ur own produced cheese if you know what im saying. and the word blaster LOLz can it be more obvious!
by Khasin Lopez January 14, 2008
Get the queso blastermug. Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
Get the Brittany Blastermug. When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
by Nosidam December 16, 2017
Get the Blue blastermug. Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
Get the Ski Tuck Blastermug.