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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
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Ghetto blaster

A drink from China Il. Created by Brad Neely.

Literally defined by himself on Reddit as:

"First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."
"I'm feeling a bit down let's have ourselves a wildin' night." -dude A

"Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b

"Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c
by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2025
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Blaster

An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.
"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"
by master blast February 27, 2022
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Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave
Blaster ejected his pets.
by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024
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Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
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