Bible Thumper

Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.
She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.
by therealdeal007 March 07, 2015
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Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?
by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007
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Ghetto Bible

It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.
rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)

Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.

HAIL SONY
by tyejfnsjtnr November 02, 2009
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bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.
I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American
by joecoolthefool May 07, 2016
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Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.
Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.
by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021
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Bible Trumper

A politically motivated fake religiously pious person
That asshat is a real Bible Trumper
by lvferdi August 17, 2021
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