da bible

All that has to be said about an event, person, statement!

Powerful for good or for bad

Ohh! this hang over is 'da bible' (apocalyptic)

That physics professor is 'da bible' (tough)

Dude! my Birthday party was 'da Bible' (divine)

This homework is 'da Bible' (eternal)

by AlliP January 11, 2009

bible-thumper

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?

by betterthanyouguy November 11, 2004

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007

Ghetto Bible

It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.

rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)

Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.

HAIL SONY

by tyejfnsjtnr November 02, 2009

Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 01, 2022

Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.

I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.

by ThisIsMe01 August 06, 2013

Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021