da bible

All that has to be said about an event, person, statement!

Powerful for good or for bad

Ohh! this hang over is 'da bible' (apocalyptic)

That physics professor is 'da bible' (tough)

Dude! my Birthday party was 'da Bible' (divine)

This homework is 'da Bible' (eternal)

by AlliP January 11, 2009

Bible Thumper

Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.

She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.

by therealdeal007 March 6, 2015

bible-thumper

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?

by betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 5, 2009

Ghetto Bible

It is Generally the instruction manual for a DVD player, because people in the "ghetto" cannot afford and/or comprehend the REAL bible, and so, worship a DVD player instruction manual.

rich guy: hey im reading the bible and learning of jesus...because i can afford to ;)

Ghetto guy: i am reading a DVD player instruction manual (ghetto Bible) , because i am from the ghetto, which has developed its own church overtime and we have learned to worship DVD players.

HAIL SONY

by tyejfnsjtnr November 2, 2009

Bible feet

Similar the the feet of Juan Manuel de la Delaware due to the pursuit of sticky buds hard candy and hoppy malt beverages

Damn that John got those bible feet though

by Quazar805 October 15, 2016

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016