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Eco-Baller 

Someone who is a "baller", but is first and foremost conscious of the environment.

OR

A cheapskate who is a poser "baller" and uses the environment as his excuse.

Little known fact:
One of the first known Eco-Ballers was Thurston Howell III of Gilligan's island. He was totally green and everything was environmentally conscious, but he still kept it baller.
"I always keep it Eco-baller. I was going to buy a Bentley, but I want to lower my carbon footprint so I bought this sweet Prius instead."

"When I'm at the club, of course I could pop bottles of Cristal, but they don't use recycled bottles....so I'm drinking water instead."

"I dropped $8000 at the Luis Vuitton store, but I just wore it / carried it out. I don't get bags because that's just not green"
Eco-Baller by SayWordArthur March 11, 2009
Related Words

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means
Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.
carnie baller by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010

The Ballet Dancer 

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.
Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.

Cunty ballerina 

A person who is especially evil and insidious. The person is adept at shifting the bitchiness to match their audience with a level of flexibility and prowess you would find in a ballerina.
Cathy was an extra level of bitchy to everyone around her. Her family and friends were left stunned and speechless. She is a true cunty ballerina.

Bathroom Ballet 

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.
“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.
Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!