Saggy Ball Syndrome

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome

When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"

by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010

ball worship

teabagging, a woman sucking a man's testicles with great affection, while he jerk off on her tits.

I love you baby, how about a little ball worship tonight

by cankernut December 17, 2008

ball sucker

ball sucker a person who preforms oral sexual act to a male by allowing him to insert his testicals in his or her mouth, Then repeadedly suck his testicals

man this club is pumping i heard these chicks are easy i hope we are able to find out which ones a ball sucker cause i need to get my nuts sucked

by J DALEY August 12, 2006

ball and socket

A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.

Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)

Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)

Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!

by alaskan braj April 29, 2014

ball me blazer

Taken from the hit movie Dodgeball, many people use this term when playing basketball, tennis, or any other sport involving a ball. The coined term, ball me blazer, is just an easier way of saying give me the ball.

Paul: yo ball me blazer
Ryan: *passes him the rock*

by fattehboii June 18, 2008

u-ball

When you're driving in the same direction for a while, and you realize you've forgotten something and have to go all the way back, you must "throw a u-ball". U-ball is just another word for u-turn but with u-balls you cover a much greater distance.

J: Paul, did you remember the money?
Paul: Aw shit. I forgot. Now I have to throw a huge u-ball. Fuck!

by guitarhero2 April 4, 2009

Garrens BallBarrens

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).

"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"

by Animal House HI December 9, 2012