n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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Alicia Dixon comes on the radio
*does he wash up...*
"the best way to clean up..use battyrag..."
Alicia Dixon comes on the radio
*does he wash up...*
"the best way to clean up..use battyrag..."
by zissouhawks February 19, 2009
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Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.
Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.
by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011
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Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.
Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.
by Llorona May 24, 2017
Get the Social battery mug.A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."
"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."
"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."
"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009
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