Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

baree

heterosexual synonym for "very"

This guy is baree goodlooking, like if he sucked my dick I would run my fingers through his hair, no homo

by georgpls May 19, 2021

Bare Creamy

It means very very very very very very very very good or beautiful

Yo that Concert was bare creamy

by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022

bare sauce

when a stupid kid doesnt know how to use toronto slang and puts toronto slang together.

annoying privileged fuck boy says "wagwan walahi boidem"
dude 2: "you're bare sauce"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.

That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!

by Nester9898 June 7, 2024