Baltimore

code word used to warn of big, ugly girls that have fondled you and another previously at the same time.

Hey, dew there are those Baltimores that got us.

by SOAF73chunk January 21, 2009

Balto

Balto is a condition in which a man and only a man is either a.)wearing tight apparel in which his genitals are split by a bisecting hem or b.) wearing apparel that is forced upwards and therefore forming a shape similiar to what is know as camel toe, however, with testicles.

Also known as moose knuckle.

"Dude, don't look at Jeff, his pant's are so tight he's got a mad balto."

"Oh Shit!! Jeff slid forward on that couch and his Balto is fucking rediculous!"

by Waldo and Speed dtd December 7, 2006

baltic squid

A ventilation device

A baltic squid is used to provide a local exhaust ventilation for multible workers

by Clint Price July 30, 2006

baltimore

code word for i am sketching out with a drag off, do not text me

text - baltimore

carly - not f'betch always ditches me at the club

by jody martin January 27, 2008

Baltic

Refers to anything considered to be a piece of crap. Word genealogy comes from Baltic and Mediterranean Ave on Monopoly which are the crappiest and worst properties in the game.

Did you see Gail's new car her dad got here? Its a total Baltic

The house Dan rents sure is Baltic

by Hawkeyes' Jon March 30, 2008

baltic

Someone who is run-down and ghetto. The most trashy thing you can get.

That girl Kristina is baltic. She takes it like a prison bitch.

by Heather aka Mo September 5, 2005

Baltcabulary

Words and phrases slaughtered and decimated by short balding Portuguese men. Phrases are typically followed by the acronym WLYB (Who loves you baby!).

That is not how that word is said...it must be from your baltcabulary!

by Gatorader February 9, 2010