Bible

Christian religious text used to gain salvation through Christ and follow His word. Meant to create peace and spread kindness to all who read it and preach its words

“Jesus loves you, it says so in the Bible”

by RidleyAnne December 24, 2020

bible study

Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.

'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'

by Awesomality January 2, 2014

Binley Mega Chippy

The most Morbtastic place you can go to eat, famous for its Morbius mega meal. First chippy to sell 1 morbillion chips. Definitely one of the Chippy's of all time

Morb hater: "Lets go get some chips"
Morbus: "sure lets go to Binley Mega Chippy"
Morb hater: "No that place sucks"
Marbus: *morbs him with his morbenis* "its morbin time"

by Theo_chippy_lover May 28, 2022

bileg

ugly ass bitch who hates all of his friends

Hey, look at that kid over there
Ugh no, his name is bileg.

by dicklover12345lover March 14, 2022

Pink Bible

Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.

Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?

No, what.

I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.

by Reddhawks August 27, 2012

bondusterous biglebong

A person whom is stupid and a downright asshole.
Has no friends and is generally just an annoying person.

Wow, Friendish is such a bondusterous biglebong.

by Jigglysnuff December 17, 2018

Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020