bike messenger

Someone that dedicates there life and money from their paycheck in to their fixed gear bike so that they look cooler, also they mostly hang out at bars and or bike shops. Sometimes you can find them at random parties with people they dont even know, they sometimes ride in packs just to make them selves look much much cooler.

bike hipster bike messenger

by Thedr.Pepper December 11, 2009

Bike-Bum

When you cycle on a bicycle that has a REALLY hard and uncomfortable saddle, you'll be left with an annoying pain your backside that you will only feel when you sit on something, even the comfiest seat will hurt thanks to this hidden pain in your bottom.

It takes roughly 24 hours of not riding on that saddle again for it to go away. Depending on how loing you were cycling initially.

Dude #1: Why are you sitting so weird? You're on the single comfiest couch in all existence!

Dude #2: Got Bike-Bum. Even this heavenly sofa feels sore thanks to that cursed hard saddle!

Dude #1: 'Bummer!'

by Big Red Musey November 6, 2010

Fountain Biking

As a verb. To ride a bicycle through or in a water fountain, or other man-made body of water.

It was a really hot day, so I got together with some friends and went fountain biking.

Given the many park fountains, Outremont and the Plateau are excellent areas for fountain biking.

by SuperMario8 September 8, 2008

Bike-curious

Someone who is unsure of weather he loves cars or motorcycles more.

He is a bike-curious man... Sometimes he rides his bike and other his car.

by DKmn April 24, 2010

Stolen bike

most of the time its a BMX bike with the crappiest spray paint job, usually one color (flat black or bright white). Not to be a racist but they are usually if not always ridden by a teenage black or latino kid

Guy 1: Man! I just got my bike jacked!
Guy 2: Thats funny, cuz i just saw sum black kid riding your bike with a shitty black paint job!

by DaFuzz April 22, 2005

Bike Curious

A person who is kinda into bicycles and bike culture, but doesn't go on bike blogs or bike websites. Probably rides a street bike, but doesn't have a fixed gear. Not quite bikesexual just yet, but getting there.

I wouldn't say Mike is bikesexual, he's just bike curious, he doesn't even ride a fixie.

by Hipster Superman January 3, 2011

Scraper Bike

to skeet a mustard packet onto the face of an unsuspecting girl.

We were at McDonald's and Peter totally scraper biked Kristen.

by ScraperRrRr May 16, 2010