Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).

I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!

by Iamsogood April 24, 2014

cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.

"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"

by JC_Cali November 23, 2013

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much

you have to stop being a battle catster

by flerpw7 May 20, 2022

no u battle

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"

Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*

by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020

Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady

I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend

by anonymous October 31, 2020