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Ball's Palsy

Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.

A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"
"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."

"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."
by Billy Nashawaty August 28, 2007
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ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.
by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008
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ball sack sandwich

the act of smacking your ball sack wrapped around bread and peanut butter ( its optional to add jelly) in the females face while having sex
"I hit jieny with my ball sack sandwich in the face and she shit her self because she was allergic to peanut butter"
by Raphaelcamdoug December 9, 2008
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Ball Ears

Word is derived from a strange kid who has balls growing out of his ears.

-noun:

1. Some one who throws a hilarious tantrum because they cannot handle the fact that they fail at life.

2. Some one who takes a sharpie and draws on other people because they want an excuse to touch them.

3. Some one who constantly practices solving his rubik's cube so that they may hopefully one day get a friend.

4. Some one who will settle for a person of the same sex because they know that no person of the opposite gender will ever want them

different forms of the word: ball eared (verb), ball ear (if they have one ball on their ear)
Noun:
Person 1: Did you see that kid playing with his rubiks cube during lunch?
Person 2: Yeah. He's such a ball ears.

Verb:
Person 1: Dude!!! That loser drew on me in Algebra today!
Person 2: Oh dang! Sounds like you got ball eared.
by i got ball eared November 19, 2010
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ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004
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Ball squeeze

The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.
Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.
by S_K_Y_E January 18, 2018
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Ball sucking

When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.
Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!
by jackmark dawn May 6, 2006
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