babies

a delicious snack

hey I'm hungry lets go get some babies

by connorggg July 6, 2008

babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

by Miska May 2, 2005

toliet babies

After you cum in a girl she goes to the bathroom to squeeze the cum out!

I shot my load in her and she went the bathroom and made toliet babies

by howard sterb August 4, 2006

punch babies

(phrase)

a term used when something is soo fucking face melting you just get so pumped up (and you may start throwing fists in the air).

used when something is awesome or too down.

****It is just a phrase; it is not a literal/real act****

Setting: At some heavy, hardcore show/concert. The band playing is at a breakdown. Everyone starts head banging...

Me: Dude, this is fuckin' face melting!

Ivan: Fuck yeah, I just wanna punch babies in the face!!!

by jhonface August 1, 2009

where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up

by Veggies/ Dirt March 2, 2018

Habbo babies

Habbos on Habbo.com who pretend to be babies. Most people hate them because they think they just want to scam you out of credits and furni. Usually talk with a lot of "W"'s in their sentences, probably because they think it makes them look cute.

Classic uniform
Boys: Hoodie of any color, hat, shorts, and bunny slippers
Girls: Hoodie of any color, pigtails (Any hairstyle you see on a baby) a skirt, and bunny slippers or flip flops

Habbo Babies: Enters adoption and sits down
Habbo Girl: Walks up to babies Hi. Can I adopt you?
Habbo Babies:Owkay (Okay)
Habbo Girl: Sends a friend request Now follow me.
At home, does mother stuff, while Habbo babies do baby stuff

by Writermike March 10, 2010

water babies

When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies

I just made some Water Babies

by Duke April 28, 2003