Australian Kiss

Kissing or sucking ass, or playing with tongue and lips in and around someone's asshole.
Sucking up to somebody.
Much practiced by John Howard, prime minister of Australia when he is with Dubya.
Look at that brown-noser, he's giving his boss an Australian Kiss (Aussie Kiss) again.
Little Johnnie is giving Dubya (or Dickhead Cheney) an Australian Kiss again
by shonny March 04, 2007
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Australian Snot Rocket

the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.

man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"

man 2: "nice dude!"

man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."

man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"

man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."

man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."
by magellon February 16, 2009
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Australian rules football

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'
He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.
by eddief32 April 27, 2010
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Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.
by FreshDangler December 28, 2015
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Australian print press

A sexual position involving three people, two females and one man. The females are bound together in such a way that their pubic regions are pressed together. The binding harkens back to the original of Australia as a prison colony. Then the male inserts his genetalia in-between the compressed pubic regions of the two females. The genetalia is said to resemble paper coming out of a print press between the women.
Bob and Mary got that sluzza they met at the pub in a good, old fashioned Australian print press, the lucky bloke.
by FlSunGuy September 22, 2017
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Australian tounge twister

I heard Johnny gave her the Australian tounge twister last night. Lucky guy.
by Uberkillerboy November 14, 2018
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