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assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
by Jim July 25, 2003
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ass assasin

Typically a faggot who's whole purpose in life is to bugger some poor young homo in the bunghole for his own selfish
satisfaction.
That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.
by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010
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Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.
'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'
by thecameller August 16, 2009
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Assessory

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!
by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007
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Assassin Dakelan MATT4R

A large Man. Verge of obestity.

Big Lips, Lots of sports

With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,
Wow Look at that guy coming out of macdonalds, What a Assassin Dakelan MATT4R
by Culloden January 15, 2009
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assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.
After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."
by abomb00 September 25, 2009
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Assisted STI

One who helps a friend capture an STI
for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)
by webby7 May 20, 2011
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