Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
by Jim July 25, 2003
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That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.
by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010
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by thecameller August 16, 2009
Get the Assassins Cream mug.Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!
by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007
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With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,
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With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,
by Culloden January 15, 2009
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by abomb00 September 25, 2009
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