arizona

The Land Of 110°F Weather and 9,223,372,036,854,775,894 Venomous creatures

We must be in arizona right now

by floofycat176 September 11, 2025

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face so it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave her that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face until it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave him that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026

Arizona Cardinals

The NFL version of the Vancouver Canucks, a team that consistently disappoints fans every year.

Bullying a Cards fan is like bullying a disabled kid, its extremely easy with little enjoyment in return.

Hawks Fan: dude take that shit jersey off the Arizona Cardinals suck ass
Cards Fan: i know man, i know

by bottleofsmoke March 21, 2026

Arizona Cactus Poll

Striping down naked and dancing seductively on a spiked Cactus with the intention of mimicking a stripper

Joey has been hospitalized for pulling a Arizona cactus poll

by Hxicde0 November 27, 2025

Arizona Intercourse

When you engage in intercourse but don’t want to participate in foreplay so you insert your penis into a women’s dry vagina with such ferocity that your penis bleeds

Last night me and Stacy hit the Arizona Intercourse, and my cock hasn’t stopped bleeding. Imagine how she’s feeling!

by Sphincter_Lover101 January 5, 2026

Arizona handjob

when a person rubs their hand on rocks for 48 hours to be build callusses, and then prior to handjob they pour salt on there hands to mimick the dryness of Arizona.

You got me tripping you gonna get Arizona handjobbed

by ArizonaHJ January 20, 2026