a dork. that’s pretty much it.
by totallyNotAlexdontLookno October 25, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Butt chins have more ass than her. Most basic white girl you'll ever meet. Pointier nipples than her eyebrows. Tries to be a smart ass but is usually wrong. Gets her boots at a flea market. Racist affffff. Her dad calls Mexicans cheap. Marches for Starbucks.
by 69illuminati November 23, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. 2/10 in bed, no tits, super super chapped lips. 24/7 chink. Loves eggrolls. Her sex sounds like Mac and cheese.
Damn alyssa.
by alyssatits January 30, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. by Ayyyyyyman December 11, 2016
Get the Alyssamug. A stupid fucking hoe ass cunt that no one likes. Talks shit about her friends and never keeps her promises. She’s actually disgusting and opens her legs to everyone. She’s so annoying and talks like she’s four. She’s a wanna be popular person. No body wants to be her friend
“Alyssa is a stupid whore”
by wkwkwjsndnbe December 26, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. a girl who is spoiled with everything she wants and doesn't wash her self and keeps smelling like fish. a girl who thinks she can fight but can't , a girl who isn't worth it
by I don't like Alyssa pagon March 8, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. alyssa is a name known for talking to guys who already have a girl as to talking to guys who talk to a girl. Alyssa also loves making nude stickers from snap to send to guys like it’s normal.... Alyssas also tends to ask men who are cuffed to send pics. For example, “can i send you a booty pic?” overall you get it Alyssa’s are hoes
by idontgiveaheckyo July 7, 2019
Get the alyssamug.