by thealtf4psychic October 16, 2020
Get the Alt+F4mug. The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025
Get the alt ptsdmug. The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"
Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."
Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
by Nerdybird30 May 19, 2022
Get the Alt boho mommug. Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.
"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump
by blippo2 January 24, 2017
Get the alt-factsmug. Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.
by Maddog August 17, 2017
Get the alt-orangemug. (1) When you comprehend the Peak method of something, others don't yet.
(Such as friendship or an inter-dimentional/time-related theory).
(2) A person who encampuses a strong body, is religious, open-minded. Probably knowledgeable to the point they confuse others, and ENJOYS intellectual debates. They can just about enter any conversation, but can't stand trans-people, nor furries!
(Such as friendship or an inter-dimentional/time-related theory).
(2) A person who encampuses a strong body, is religious, open-minded. Probably knowledgeable to the point they confuse others, and ENJOYS intellectual debates. They can just about enter any conversation, but can't stand trans-people, nor furries!
(1) I have Sub Alt this matter.
(2) The Sub Alt way of going about it.
(1) He is probably a Sub Alt.
(2) They probably won't befriend me, because I'm too much of a Sub Alt!
(2) The Sub Alt way of going about it.
(1) He is probably a Sub Alt.
(2) They probably won't befriend me, because I'm too much of a Sub Alt!
by Unmute observer October 1, 2018
Get the Sub Altmug. Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
by CO0p3r March 13, 2024
Get the rank altingmug.