Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.
by I lost him April 15, 2020

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

by Emma23567890-= April 20, 2024

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

by Hacked by Joe Allen January 27, 2017

JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
by corleym April 7, 2022

The alter ego of Mommy Ahizer.
by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan April 6, 2022
