Albert

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked

Albert , nuff said

by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

Algernon

A term used to describe people with particularly Rat-ish or unintelligent features. "Algernon's" often display such tendancies as saying "Nein" instead of no even when not in Germany or a German class.

"Hey, look at the teeth of that Algernon kid in the corner."

by sydof March 31, 2009

Alberta

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.

Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.

by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008

Albert Pujols

Inventor of baseball.

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."

by Badassassin October 9, 2008

Albertin

The most amazing friend ever. She'll be there for you through everything. Don't make a mistake and lose her, you'll be sorry! <3

Albertin is my best friend.

by Elle16 March 5, 2011

Port Alberni

A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.

"Port alberni? Isn't that just another word for incestuous anal rape??"

by giggidygiggidybitches May 6, 2009

Alberta

Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her

I wish I could be like Alberta, she's so confident and stunning

by _TeenyTinyTunker_ November 28, 2018