Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.

"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."

by CorriCoral June 19, 2020

Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

Alabama nosebuster

When you cum in a girls nose and it come out her mouth and she swallows it again

Stacy looks hot I want to do a Alabama nosebuster to get

by Tht white chick March 9, 2017

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Alabama Snapper

A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.

“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”

by Redneck1896 April 21, 2019

Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.

“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019