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Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
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After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".
Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )
by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022
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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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happily eva after

To get a fair chance of being with the person of your dreams
Larrane - "If Glenn likes that girl then he will wanna marry me, I'm soooo hot now"
Justina - "I bet if you ask that asshole Glenn to help you with something we can use Facebook to make it appear as if he wants you the most instead of what the situation actually is"

Larrrane - "Great plan! After we sell the stuff I buy with the credit cards I stole from the nice people who took me off the street bc I'm soooooooooooo hot and buy dope let's get busy making sure Glenn doesn't even get a chance to live happily Eva after.
Justina - "Serves him right for backing away EVERY time u tryed to eat his face with your fake model self"
Larrane - "And it serves her right for being the girl Glenn told me he wanted to hook up with when I asked why he wouldn't bang me in the90's"
by OBH1514 April 20, 2014
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after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.
"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"
by the potty theorist February 24, 2014
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after hours alfredo

When you forgot to do the dishes, but need to eat/transport pasta, so you use another container such as a bag.
I forgot to do my dishes looks like I’m having after hours Alfredo!
by Tmuells August 24, 2021
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McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!
Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin
by Tarzinator February 4, 2023
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